Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt rolled up to the Critics Choice Awards the other night and while they were nominated for a slew, they didn’t get anything worth mentioning. Look on the bright side, Brad probably hardcore celebrity creampied her in the bathroom and there’ll soon be a 44th child in their brood. Long legs, slits in dresses and celebs with gashes is what makes my world go around. If you know what I mean see more at Celeb Heat!
